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Why am I troubled by the looks of this car? It is because the
front of the car is UGLY. The side view is UGLY. The tail end
is UGLY. Why did they put that cheap and goofy looking wing on
the back? I own two cars with wings on the back, but they don't
look like something that came out of a J.C. Whitney catalog.
I do not like the high belt line and the seating that shows just
a head looking out of the tinted glass. This is boy-racer stuff.
Grow up! Get a real car, not a Japanese buzz-box. |
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What the.... this isn't a car, it's a cartoon. Yes, it is roomy,
practical, economical and all those other good things. It's just
that it looks GOOFY. Would you want to be seen driving or riding
in this thing? Would you? Really? Well, I see. So, would you
go to church wearing bib overalls and barefoot? You would? OK,
then this is the car for you. Buy it. |
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Yes, it is a good looking car.... buy it. Don't screw around
thinking about it. Damn it... just buy it. But, throw away that
goofy looking license plate bracket on the front. Better yet,
order your car new and tell them that they had better not drill
the holes to put that silly looking license plate bracket on
the front, or it will queer the deal. |
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I have a love/hate relationship with this car. It's cute. It
looks reliable. I think that you could roll it over and it would
still run... and get you home. It just doesn't look like a car
that any sane person would want to be seen in. But,. then again,
I could say the same thing about the old VW bus. And I have driven
VW camper buses over 200,000 miles. So, who am I to judge. If
you like it, buy it. But I still think that it looks weird. And
you look weird too. |
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This is THE CAR FOR YOU if you happen to be a bank robber and
want to be sure to ditch the cops in the getaway. It will go
over a 16" high wall, and just about anywhere else that
you need to go to make your escape. Yeah... the idea appeals
to me. But, I can't afford it. So, it looks like I will just
have to wait until some surplus military vehicles go on sale
at the army surplus auction. |
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Please. Tell me what the people at Chevrolet were thinking when
they designed this UGLY rear end for the Chevy Impala. The tail
lights look like they were nicely done, but then some strange
gas caused them to swell up and they are about to burst. The
bumper looks like it was shaped by the woodworking class for
retards. Why, why, why, Please Mr. Bob Lutz, do something about
this before it's too late. |
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Whoops! who bolted this big goofy looking wing on the back of
this car. Why? Yes, it does make a statement about the purchaser
of this car. He/she is a fool, or perhaps if not a fool, an immature
boy/girl racer that just hasn't figured out that this is sizzle,
not steak. The only person that would go for this would believe
that Clearasil hides pimples... sorry, it does not. |
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Is this a car?... a station wagon?,... a SUV?... a Chevy Suburban
masquerading as a Cadillac? What? I'm really not sure. It looks
like a big honking mass of sheet metal with monster wheels pretending
to be a Cadillac. Remember that old sales slogan, "Someday
I shall own a Cadillac..." This isn't
what I had in mind. This is not the chariot that Cinderella would
want to ride to the ball in, because it looks like it is surely
turning into a pumpkin. |
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Mercy, who'd a thunk-it! A Boom-Car with ghastly fake plastic
film flames and flashing fluorescent colored lights underneath.
To make the picture complete, it really needs dingle-balls in
the windows and hydraulic jumper jacks. If you really want this
kind of attention grabber, it would be a whole lot simpler just
to rent a clown costume. |
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The Saab is a good car. Quality construction with styling that
is bland but just a little quirky. Somehow the car just makes
a Swedish statement that seems a little odd, perhaps a dour and
stoic sort of personality. Why is it that I don't think of happy
people riding in this car. I picture the Saab owner and driver
as someone that is difficult to have a conversation with because
they are off in their own little dark and conservative world.
Am I wrong? Well, maybe, but I don't think so. |
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Now, here's a car that is cute. Too cute, in fact. The stubby
front and rear combined with the round shell roof line makes
it look like a beetle that would crunch and squish real nice
if you stepped on it. Why do I have this urge to step on it and
crush it. I don't hate bugs. Oh, what the hell.... CRUNCH |
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Ahh Mercedes... everything that I've always wanted but couldn't
afford. Yes, it's damn nice. Very nice indeed. The only part
that I really don't like is the +100 thousand dollar price tag
on the window. Not a problem of course, if you happen to be a
decamillionaire, but I guess that I will just have to settle
for two new Corvettes instead. Sorry Mercedes, I really do like
your car. |
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Nice looking car! I'm a little bothered by the big odd shaped
headlights, but I could probably get used to that. I said nice,
not great. It is just a little too conservative for me. I still
like the looks of the Corvette or Viper better. Yes, I could
be happy with this car. But it is not that car that I would have
to have to make my happiness complete. Granted, this essay is
not objective. |
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No, do not buy this car for me. It is UGLY. Jelly-bean style
to the max. Sorry, all you Audi owners. I know you like it, but
to be honest, I just do not. |
